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We're all waiting for you.

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I mean, as fast as I can.

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Oh, come on. I don't want to be all
night.

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I finished ages ago.

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That's because you only eat cabbage,
leaves and beans.

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Well, was it all right?

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Why can't we have interesting -shaped
chips like everyone else?

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No -one has straight ones anymore.

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I don't mind them being straight.

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They're just so fat.

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Oh, thank you very much. They're gross.

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Like huge, fat, wide slugs on a plate.

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Why can't we just have oven ones?

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Because I make them from these things
called potatoes.

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Your history teacher will explain.

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Can I have some more coffee? You're
doing that on purpose. You've only got

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mouthful left. I'm hungry.

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Ben? New Land Rover Discovery comes in
an immobiliser now.

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Oh, good.

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What did you think?

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Hmm? The food.

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Oh, yes, it was delicious.

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See? Your father has no complaints.

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This is torture.

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Can I leave now?

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I suppose so.

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Most people have curly ones now, or ones
that are crisscrossed. Well, I think

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I'll just go and kill myself.

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Mother of poo in suicide riddle.
Straight fat chip shame woman plunges

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into deep fat fryer after unfashionable
French fries jive.

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You finished?

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Um... Yes, you have.

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Shall I clear away and do the washing
up? Oh, yes, please.

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I'm finished.

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Dad, can I use the big stereo? Borrow
the CD.

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Well?

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We're going to clear away.

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Yeah, I just want to finish this road
test.

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I can hear your television.

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Mum! Mum, make it shut down!

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I can't hear you!

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Oh, he's started, hasn't he?

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So, what have the builders done today?

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See for yourself.

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Yes.

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Well, it's coming on.

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Rome wasn't built in a day.

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They must have had our builders.

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Let me do that. You go and relax.

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Who's this, then?

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Shaka -deems and pliers.

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Pliers?

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Yeah, you did that.

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Shut up!

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So, uh, which is which? What? Which one?

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Pliers!

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Does it matter?

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No.

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Oh,

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God.

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David! And now, let's take a look at
this great record.

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If anyone lets me hear them.

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What are you listening to?

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the night of the living dead in that
room.

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I mean, what are they going to do when
they grow up?

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At least you and I can carry on some
semblance of a normal conversation.

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I'm just talking to myself, aren't I?

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in that fuse box to the Antiques
Roadshow years ago.

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Everybody else has proper upstairs and
downstairs fuses.

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I need to make them properly then.

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Here, here we go. There's the problem,
you see.

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Oh, yes.

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Somebody's put a bit of toilet in the
box.

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Now, now, be careful with it. They're
very fragile. If you smashed it, we

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couldn't connect the power again.

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How long for?

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Oh, at least till tomorrow. We'll have
to manage without the TV and the stereo

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until then.

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Yes.

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I can't find the fuse wire. It's usually
on top of the box. Fuse wire?

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What's it look like? It's wrapped around
a piece of card.

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Does it say Empire Fuse Wire 3 and 11?

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Yeah, that's it. Have you seen it?

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Don't worry, it'll turn up sooner or
later.

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He had some.

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Dad's lost the fuse wire.

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Oh, dear.

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There's no roping this time of night.

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Oh, God.

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Well, looks like we'll just have to
spend an old -fashioned family evening

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talking to each other.

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How was work today?

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Thought Christine might have said
something funny.

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You know, that she does sometimes.

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She can be very funny.

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When?

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Well, quite funny in an insulting sort
of way.

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David, tell us about those girls in your
class.

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What? Are they still after you, you
know?

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Why would they do that?

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Well, it looks as if they think you're
rather... Mum, please.

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So, Jenny, how are things with Clive at
the moment?

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Well, you should know. You took a box of
live cockroaches round with parents.

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Isn't this better than just sitting here
glued to the television?

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What time's Top Gear on?

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8 .30.

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Just be starting now.

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Oh, so you've got comedy on BBC One?

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No, they're all terrible.

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Jeremy Clarkson's looking at E -Type
Jack.

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I don't know why Jeremy Clarkson doesn't
just stuff all those cars down his

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underpants and walk about going, ooh, I
think I'm having an orgasm, ooh, it's

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got swing cams!

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He's an expert in his field.

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Yes, you'd be a muddy one somewhere in
Yorkshire.

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Still be nerds in Animax.

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Could have watched it on the portable.

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Oh, I was going to watch Games Master on
that.

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Oh, let's all give way to culture.

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Well, it's my telly and I wanted to...
What are you doing?

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We haven't even got the television and
you're just sitting here arguing about

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what we would be watching.

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Top gear.

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opportunity to all be together very
often, so let's just enjoy it, shall we?

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How? It's boring.

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No, it isn't. What do you think families
did before they could argue over four

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television channels?

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I'll remember that. We used to argue
over two.

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Wasn't really even worth it. One side
was just total bilge, and the other side

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had blokes dressed in dinner jackets
talking poncy.

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If anyone came round, we had to pretend
we were watching AJP Taylor.

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If someone came round with some
woodbinds, then we could switch back to

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Miles. Michael Miles?

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He was a quiz master.

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He could produce five -pound notes from
any part of his body.

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Boys at school reckoned he had a
printing press shoved up his... I was

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about before that.

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He had the radio.

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The Victorians didn't. Do you know what
they had?

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Rickets.

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Yes, but... And hypoids. And worms in
their stomachs. They didn't have

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transmitted to them.

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Some of them had that as well.

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They had evenings at home.

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Poetry readings, musical evenings.

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Only if you were rich, not the likes of
us.

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This time of the evening, if this was
Victorian times, I'd have been down the

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sewers all day, you and Jen had been
down the mill, and David would be

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to his shorts, stuffed up a chimney.

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Oh, I bet the girls in your class would
like that.

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Come home at midnight, wheeze, gulp down
a dead dog.

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then go upstairs and cough up blood till
daybreak. It was misery.

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The point is, it doesn't have to be
boring.

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I know.

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Why don't we all play a game?

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What game?

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Charades. Oh, God, anything but that.

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OK, then, how about give us a clue? Oh,
yeah, that's better.

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Right!

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We are.

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One for you.

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One for you.

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One for you, one for me. Now, you all
have to write down the title of

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and give it to someone else to mine.

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Not a television programme.

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Or a film that's been on television.

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first one, shall I?

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There we are.

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That's a television programme.

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No, isn't it? It's a book.

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It was on the telly. No, it wasn't. Yes,
it was, but that bloke I don't like,

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you know. Anthony Andrews? No, no, the
dark one.

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It was in that detective thing.

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Lovejoy? The Geordie one.

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Jimmy thing. No, he was a policeman. He
wasn't a detective.

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No, no, no.

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Haggit, the Scottish one.

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Dr Finlay. No, no.

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He's in one of those Haggit for Christie
things.

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Miss Marvel?

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Yes, that's it, John Thorpe. What are
you doing?

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You're just talking about the television
again.

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It was in it on the telly. Right, I'll
do another one.

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Look, I didn't choose it. All right.

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Five words.

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First word.

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The.

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Fourth word.

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The.

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The whole thing is.

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The tart with the rabies.

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Shut up. I'm not going to do it.

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Come on, David. Guess properly.

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Do it again.

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I've got it. What? I can take out the
fuse for the power and switch it for the

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one with the lights.

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I was enjoying that. Oh, Ben, you just
got boring. Well, we don't have to

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anymore. I can switch the fuses over and
it'll be back to normal.

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It'll stop the burn.

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What's it supposed to do, then?

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It must have been different to the power
fuse.

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Thinner. Well, there you are.

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00:14:16,951 --> 00:14:19,629
Well, that was hard to know. The TV uses
fat electricity.

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We're worse off now than we were before.

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What's the next idea? Pull the roof off
the house?

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We could still have a nice evening
together.

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How?

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00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:32,020
Well, it'll be all right. The heating's
gas.

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Yes, but the hot water's pumped round
the radiators by electricity.

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Put your finger back in the water.

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I'm freezing already.

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It's going to be three degrees below
tonight.

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Anyone want one?

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Well,

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something to do.

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Why don't we turn on the oven?

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Yes, then we can all huddle round it and
sing campfire songs.

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I suppose that'll provide some heat for
the house.

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All right, then, I'll do it.

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00:15:10,531 --> 00:15:16,459
What are you doing? Getting some ice
cubes for Dad's finger.

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Oh, no, you don't. What?

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I know you. You'd think it was funny to
put ice cubes down my back in a freezing

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cold hell.

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Look, I swear to God.

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Yes, well, if you want ice, I'll do it.

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I'm so cute!

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You didn't think it would happen? I
didn't. I was going to put ice cubes

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your back.

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I hate you.

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Change those things quickly.

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What's happened in there?

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Put your finger back in the water.

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Oh, this stuff's ruined.

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These gato were for a job.

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Shall I help you?

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Not even one slice.

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I'm sorry.

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This isn't turning out how I hoped.

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It's not your fault.

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No, it's not my fault.

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Not my fault at all.

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I just thought it'd be nice if we could
spend the evening together in a nice,

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quiet house.

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00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,810
Well, you've got your wish.

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It's just... We seem to spend no time at
all just enjoying each other.

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These things should happen sometimes.

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You're not responsible.

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There must be some solution to all this.

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Couldn't even find the fuse wire when we
had lights.

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No.

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No, you couldn't.

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Bill?

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Are you getting at something here?

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Ben.

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I've just remembered.

256
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I've got a phone roller.

257
00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:02,360
Sit down for a while. I'll make you some
coffee.

258
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:06,730
We could try again in a minute.

259
00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:08,940
A minute?

260
00:17:10,569 --> 00:17:12,869
Five minutes, then. Oh, five minutes,
yeah.

261
00:17:14,849 --> 00:17:15,899
I don't think I can.

262
00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:17,550
Oh, come on.

263
00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:19,750
This is killing me, Rona.

264
00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:21,139
I mean, look at me.

265
00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:23,469
How much longer is it all going on for?

266
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:25,810
How long does it take?

267
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:31,070
Cheer up. I'm sure we're within inches
now.

268
00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:34,190
You might be, but I certainly won't.

269
00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:35,460
Not in five minutes.

270
00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:39,170
You said you were convinced now it was
all right. No, I'm not.

271
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:43,000
We've tried everything, Rona.

272
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,800
Fertility cycle, special diet.

273
00:17:45,801 --> 00:17:49,679
Oh, yes, I meant to ask you, what sort
of underpants have you been wearing?

274
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,579
I don't remember wearing any underpants
for the best part of a month.

275
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:53,860
When you're not here.

276
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,350
I'm always here.

277
00:17:55,351 --> 00:17:59,039
No, it's important. I read it somewhere.
They mustn't be tight or it squeezes

278
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,519
everything too much. Are they too tight?
I don't think so.

279
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,580
Well, I got you these to make sure.

280
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,410
What do I do, wear them or camp out in
them?

281
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:13,260
Did you do your best for me?

282
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,490
Yeah.

283
00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:17,310
Yeah, I did.

284
00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:19,990
Thanks.

285
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:27,450
Would you just pop the bulb of this
between your legs?

286
00:18:27,451 --> 00:18:32,519
I don't want them dropping below the
optimum temperature while we're down

287
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,679
You know, I never realised when I took
this on it would require all this

288
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,730
equipment.

289
00:18:38,091 --> 00:18:45,179
Conception AIDS you've been getting.
It's like having sex in a toy shop.

290
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:46,540
just exaggerating.

291
00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:51,120
Could you, um... Hello?

292
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,310
Yeah.

293
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:54,590
Bill.

294
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,130
Hello?

295
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,130
Yeah?

296
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,470
What's the panic?

297
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,550
No.

298
00:19:02,551 --> 00:19:04,959
No, I haven't. I've got circuit break.
He's dead.

299
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,010
What's the trouble?

300
00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:09,690
Well, I suppose I could spare you a few
minutes.

301
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,640
I'll meet you outside.

302
00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:15,980
What things? Hang on.

303
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:18,420
Sticky tape.

304
00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:19,870
Yes.

305
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,120
Big chrome rings.

306
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,779
What, like big curtain rings?

307
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:25,830
Yes.

308
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:27,860
Strong twine.

309
00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:31,100
Medium -sized cane.

310
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:36,720
And a very strong magnet.

311
00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:40,620
Big, but shaped to fit a small hole.

312
00:19:42,939 --> 00:19:44,379
I'll go upstairs and get them.

313
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,650
What's going on? Have you got all the
things?

314
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,520
Yes. Come on. Walk casually in case
anyone's watching.

315
00:20:16,101 --> 00:20:21,709
You said you wanted a strong one. Just
keep your voice down.

316
00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:23,590
You know this is highly illegal.

317
00:20:23,591 --> 00:20:27,929
It's a letter addressed to me. I'm not
stealing it from anyone and I need it

318
00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:28,829
back now.

319
00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:35,789
Yes, I know, but I just... Come on,

320
00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:36,840
Prince.

321
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:38,220
Come on, boy.

322
00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:39,540
Come on.

323
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,200
The other one stopped her just in time.

324
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:08,260
Oh, just ignore it. She made her own
little gibbet and everything.

325
00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:12,960
And we've no one else to leave our cat
with when we go away.

326
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,600
Come to bed, Dora.

327
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,240
circuit breakers, not fuses.

328
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:44,160
Yes. Yes, that's right. She has.

329
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:45,760
What's the good news?

330
00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:53,359
The good news is while we were down in
the cellar doing

331
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:56,819
our envelopes the other day when we
forgot to post them, which is why I

332
00:21:56,820 --> 00:22:00,580
them earlier, Rona just happened to
notice where our spare fuse wire was.

333
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,100
She didn't say anything at the time.

334
00:22:06,101 --> 00:22:09,959
Why would she? The fuses hadn't blown
then. But while I was round there, she

335
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,379
remembered and she's told me just where
to look for it.

336
00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:14,600
Mum, we know what you've been doing.

337
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,820
Oh? Do you?

338
00:22:16,821 --> 00:22:21,859
You went and got some fuse wire from
somewhere because we were being so

339
00:22:21,860 --> 00:22:23,000
horrible, didn't you?

340
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,400
Yes, that's exactly right.

341
00:22:27,401 --> 00:22:33,399
We've all been talking and we decided
that we weren't paying you enough

342
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,480
attention earlier on.

343
00:22:37,679 --> 00:22:40,269
So, we've all agreed to spend the
evening together.

344
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:41,710
Just like you wanted.

345
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,530
Right?

346
00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:44,710
Right.

347
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,140
That's very nice of you all.

348
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,210
After all, it wasn't your fault about
the fuse, was it?

349
00:22:51,211 --> 00:22:52,759
Where's your father?

350
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,930
Gone up to the loft and set some board
games.

351
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:01,540
Ben? Ah!

352
00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:06,770
I think you'd better come up here.

353
00:23:13,530 --> 00:23:14,670
What are you doing?

354
00:23:14,890 --> 00:23:15,940
Holding up the roof?

355
00:23:16,390 --> 00:23:18,670
I lost my balance. Fell against the roof
tie.

356
00:23:18,671 --> 00:23:20,309
Where is it?

357
00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:21,360
It broke in two.

358
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:23,160
No!

359
00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:26,070
How on earth did you manage to lose your
balance?

360
00:23:28,410 --> 00:23:29,460
Like that.

361
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,060
Probably having a quick snog.

362
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,080
Or something else.

363
00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:55,300
They wouldn't do that, would they?

364
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,930
We're still awake.

365
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,840
That doesn't usually stop them.

366
00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:02,390
They're always at it. I can hear them
when I'm watching The Word.

367
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:04,730
You see?

368
00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:08,440
Oh, God, how could they?

369
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:09,880
I don't want to listen.

370
00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:11,230
I do.

371
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,650
David!

372
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:13,810
It's interesting.

373
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,090
Look, we'll go to you off the licence
for a while.

374
00:24:17,770 --> 00:24:18,910
I'm just getting going.

375
00:24:20,130 --> 00:24:21,450
Look at a box of chocolates.

376
00:24:21,790 --> 00:24:23,650
We can have them while we play the game.

377
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,390
A big box? If you like.

378
00:24:25,670 --> 00:24:26,720
Come on!

379
00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:34,510
Oh, no.

380
00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:39,690
I'm coming over to you. Well, be
careful.

381
00:24:55,790 --> 00:24:59,070
Before we go any further, there's
something I need to know.

382
00:24:59,390 --> 00:25:00,440
What?

383
00:25:00,441 --> 00:25:03,049
If you let go of that, the roof might
come down, right?

384
00:25:03,050 --> 00:25:04,630
That could well happen, yes.

385
00:25:04,631 --> 00:25:09,049
So, er, you can't really move from
there? Well, I wasn't planning to in the

386
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,100
future, no.

387
00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:11,160
Whatever happens.

388
00:25:11,270 --> 00:25:12,320
I suppose so.

389
00:25:12,610 --> 00:25:13,660
Why?

390
00:25:15,690 --> 00:25:17,980
There's something I've got to tell you.
What?

391
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:20,830
I... What?

392
00:25:21,841 --> 00:25:26,029
I feel responsible for this whole
evening.

393
00:25:26,030 --> 00:25:27,080
Why?

394
00:25:28,010 --> 00:25:32,109
I found the fuse wire when we were in
the cellar and I put it in a stamped

395
00:25:32,110 --> 00:25:35,009
addressed envelope and posted it to get
rid of it so you wouldn't be able to

396
00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:36,029
change the fuse.

397
00:25:36,030 --> 00:25:37,080
Yeah?

398
00:25:38,090 --> 00:25:42,050
I had to do it. We needed to spend some
time together as a family.

399
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:44,760
But it's all right.

400
00:25:45,450 --> 00:25:46,500
I've got it back.

401
00:25:46,930 --> 00:25:47,980
I've got it here.

402
00:25:48,810 --> 00:25:51,210
I'll just slip it into your pocket,
shall I?

403
00:25:51,530 --> 00:25:52,730
Then you know where it is.

404
00:25:56,110 --> 00:25:57,160
You do understand?

405
00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,070
I think so, yes.

406
00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:04,969
Good. As I see it, if you hadn't have
taken the fuse wire, I'd have been

407
00:26:04,970 --> 00:26:08,090
downstairs now, in the warm, watching
Top Gear.

408
00:26:08,390 --> 00:26:11,220
Instead of which, I'm trapped up here
with you like this.

409
00:26:11,630 --> 00:26:13,650
Yes. But you're not angry?

410
00:26:13,651 --> 00:26:17,429
No, no, I think I can cope with just
about that much. One more thing might

411
00:26:17,430 --> 00:26:18,480
done it.

412
00:26:18,490 --> 00:26:19,540
Thanks.

413
00:26:20,150 --> 00:26:22,260
Do you think you can hold this for a
while?

414
00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:23,500
Why?

415
00:26:23,679 --> 00:26:27,109
Well, then I'd be free to force open the
trapdoor again, wouldn't I?

416
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:28,490
Oh, yes.

417
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,130
Right.

418
00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:32,620
No, I'm not sure.

419
00:26:32,621 --> 00:26:33,599
What now?

420
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,860
Well, what happens then?

421
00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:38,250
Well, then I'd go downstairs and find
something to prop this up in.

422
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,940
Yeah, I see.

423
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,860
Well, it's not very heavy, but be
careful.

424
00:26:42,861 --> 00:26:43,899
I will.

425
00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:45,100
OK, now, brace yourself.

426
00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:46,740
Yeah. I'm letting go.

427
00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:48,750
Now!

428
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,220
I told you, it hasn't been that bad an
evening yet.

429
00:26:59,490 --> 00:27:05,230
After all, I haven't really... Are you
all right?

430
00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:06,540
Don't panic!

431
00:27:08,190 --> 00:27:12,210
All right,

432
00:27:15,930 --> 00:27:16,980
did it?

433
00:27:19,690 --> 00:27:20,770
Can you see the steps?

434
00:27:21,010 --> 00:27:22,350
I left the torch on the bed.

435
00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:24,430
I'll have to jump for it. Be careful.

436
00:27:52,751 --> 00:27:55,239
I'll let myself out, shall I?

437
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:59,790
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